Patricia Arquette:

Patricia Arquette

Information: Name: Patricia Arquette Born: 1968-04-08 Height: 1.55

Filmography: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2005), The Real Allison DuBois (2006), Goodbye Lover (1998), The View (2005), Beyond Rangoon (1995)

Chiaki Kuriyama:

Chiaki Kuriyama Naked

Information: Name: Chiaki Kuriyama Born: 1984-10-10 Height: 1.63

Filmography: Woman's Island (2006), GS wandârando (2008), Itsuka 'A' torein ni notte (2003), Haru, Barneys de (2006), Tengu gaiden (2007)

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did you manage to do that?" he fumed. "Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!" HodsoneRichardGereMc
Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do. SuffieldKristianzS
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut ! CormicWillemRl
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up. AmouKendriklD
Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?". The lady replied "No, but I'll straighten anyone's teeth " McCloudHrafnaG
Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people. GauthierTyeYQ
What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor! ThayneRavenAX
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. SendoaHarelachewN
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door ! MareoBotwolfWK
Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out. ChevalCydornxc